Exit Pakistan

One thing the Lonely Planet fails to mention is that you should remove all non-essential organs prior to departure.

If you think, and Andy has agreed quite fiercely on this one, you're going to be told the full drama of the operating theatre and how we got Andy stitched up, packed up and out of the country without at least feeding and/or watering us, you are mistaken.

With catapults all primed for me to get back out again by the end of the week, I could happily fill this entry with hype that will rev the engine of last week's events ready for their journey into the realms of legend, and perhaps still have time for a quick brake test to stop them skidding off into the autonomous oblasts of myth. Except, of course, Andy seems to have beaten me to it.

I may just offer one piece of advice:

Don't sleep on a hospital floor.